首遇尼日利亚骗局

Gmail的垃圾邮件拦截能力是很强的，在我的收件箱里面基本都是我应得的邮件。刚刚在收件箱里出现了一封email让我很奇怪，仔细阅读后：“哟，这不是传说中的尼日利亚骗局信吗！”这种骗局的年龄差不多和我一样大，感叹都这个时代了还真有这样的东西，以下是全文内容，奇文共赏：

Dearest

How are you my Dear,hope all is well with you. Do not be surprise or get offended for receiving this message from me, It just that I have been obliged to lay a mere trust on you due to my situation here in the refugees camp,
Let me first of all reveal my self to you, and I will require the best of your honesty after your knowing about me and whom that I am, I will really like us to have a good relationship inspite of anything because I have this feeling that you are my man and you will not betray me,

MY PROFILE

I decided to contact you because of the urgency of my situation here and after reading your profile which will attract every reasonable woman. I am Miss,Sandra william. 25 years old girl from Sierra Leone,the only daughter of Late Foday william. vice president of the country-and in charge of the diamond mines,my father was captured and died in government custody in 2003 by government of Ahmad Tejan Kabbah,he accuse my father of war crimes which he did not do.

I am constrained to contact you because of the maltreatment I, am receiving from my step mother. She planned to take away all my late father’s treasury and properties from me since the unexpected death of my beloved Father.
Meanwhile I wanted to escape from Africa to any where in the world but she hide away my international passport and other valuable travelling documents. Luckily she did not discover where I kept my fatherâ€™s File which contains important documents. So I decided to run to the refugee camp where I am presently seeking asylum under the Private charity organization for the Refegee herein Dakar, Republic of Senegal. I wish to contact you personally for a long term relationship that may lead us to somewhere better if we work well on it.

My father of blessed memory deposited the sum of (US$3, 800, 000.00) (Three Million Eight Hundred Thousand Dollars) in a Bank with my name as the next of kin. However, I shall forward you with the necessay documents on confirmation of your acceptance to assist me for the transfer and investment of the fund as you will help me in an invsetment, and i will like to complete my studies, as i was in my 1st year in the university, when the crisis started. After the transaction you will arrange for my trip joining you over there for us to share this feelings face to face.
reason why I decided to contact you. Please all communications should be through this email address only for confidential purposes.
As soon as I receive your positive response showing your interest I will put things into action immediately. In the light of the above, I shall appreciate an urgent message indicating your ability and willingness to handle this relationship and transaction sincerely.
Awaiting your urgent and positive response. Please do keep this only to your self please I begg you not to disclose it till i come over , once the fund has been transfered.

Please dear if really you will help me please i want you to attach your picture to me so that i will know the person i am trusting my life with and i also want you to send your phone number to me though i don’t have to caall you but we might not know for future porposes.

Yours Sincerely,
Sandra

简单翻译如下：

最最最亲爱的人：（鸡皮疙瘩一地…）

千万不要因收到俺的信吃惊哦。俺要把俺的全部暴露给君(喂…喂…)，俺非常希望咱间能建立所有事情都不能把咱阻隔的关系，因为俺强烈的预感君就是俺不离不弃的汉子。俺不得不完全信任君，因为俺现在身处难民营。

妾的资料

俺是来自塞拉利昂的25岁佳丽，芙蓉爸爸的唯一女儿芙蓉妹妹。俺爹是副村长且经营一座钻石矿，03年惨遭国民党反动派迫害。俺联系君一是基于我现在的处境，二是君你的资料显示君对所有正当女性有着不可抵挡的吸引力（应该让女朋友看看这段）。

俺后娘虐待俺，还想独吞俺爹的家产。俺想冲出非洲，走向世界，但是俺后娘拿了俺的护照，还好那个贱人没有找到俺藏起来的关于俺爹的重要资料。俺逃到了塞内加尔的一个难民营，至少在这里能得到庇护。

俺爹存了三百八十万美元在俺名下，俺会给君一些必要的文件来帮俺转帐并合理的使用这笔钱，俺还要回大学里继续读书，俺才大一呐～在所有事情之后，君要安排俺到你们那里去哦，俺好面对面的把俺暴露给君…心急火燎的等待君的答复，事成之前不要公开哦。

如果君真要帮俺，请在回信中附上君的照片和电话，俺好知道俺将要暴露给谁。

这下麻烦了，还要照片和电话呢，本想回复一下顺便把右边的那位帅哥传给她的，号码怎么办呢，喂～有谁知道李彦宏的号码？

尼日利亚骗局是该类手法一个的统称，因源于尼日利亚而得名，有兴趣的可以去Google一下。像病毒一样有很多种变种，我收到的这封email应该叫做塞拉利昂或者塞内加尔骗局。想锻炼一下英语的可以回复email给这个发信人sandra.william27@yahoo.com，顺便接触一下国际转账业务，哈哈。

我承认我很无聊。